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Personnel manager: "What made you leave your last job?"
Applicant: "Sickness."
Personnel manager: "And what was the problem?"
Applicant: "My boss was sick of me!"
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Personal Manager to New job applicant: "Why did your manager fire you?"
"Well a manager is the man who stands around and watches others work, right? " the young applicant replied.
"Yes, but why did he fire you?"
"He was jealous of me. A lot of workers thought I was the manager!"
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Teacher:"This is the fifth time this week that i have had punish you What do you have to say?
Student: "Thank god Saturday and Sunday are holidays, Sir!
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Small boy: "Dad , can you write in the dark?"
Father: "I think so. What is it you want me to write?"
Small Boy: "Your name on the report card."
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Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair?"
Student: "No comb, Sir."
Teacher: "Use your dad's then."
Student: "No hair, Sir."
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Teacher: if your father has Rs.10 and you ask him for Rs.6, how much would your father still have?
Student: Rs.10.
Teacher: You don't know maths.
Student: You don't know my father!
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Air hostess: Aap 1 gante me 4 bar toilet gaye! R U OK? Kya aap ko chein nahi hai?
Passenger: 'Chain' hai par khulti nahi hai!!!
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Personal Manager to New job applicant: "Why did your manager fire you?"
"Well a manager is the man who stands around and watches others work, right? " the young applicant replied.
"Yes, but why did he fire you?"
"He was jealous of me. A lot of workers thought i was the manager!"
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Teacher:"This is the fifth time this week that i have had punish you What do you have to say?
Student: "Thank god Saturday and Sunday are holidays, Sir!
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